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23 Jun 14 at 7 pm

Asked by ohwickedsoul

asker RAVE SASHAYED I HAVE NO ONE TO TURN TO. I HAVE SEEN THE VOGUE ESPANA PICTURES OF YOUR SON, CRISTIANO RONALDO. I HAVE WATCHED THE BEHIND THE SCENES VIDEO OF HIS SPREAD WITH WITH HIS RUSSIAN SUPERMODEL LADYFRIEND. AND THEN THIS GAME OF USA VS. PORTUGAL. HIS TORTURED FACE AFTER THAT FREE KICK. THAT GODLY CROSS. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M FEELING. I AM UNDONE. HE HAS RUINED ME. WHAT DO I DO NOW.

sashayed:

IT’S HORRIBLE ISN’T IT???? I WISH I COULD TELL YOU. Here’s what you do: now you lie awake at night wondering “Is adult millionaire professional athlete Cristiano Ronaldo okay? How is his knee? How are his anxieties? Is someone making him laugh? Has he talked to his girlfriend, supermodel Irina Shayk, recently? How is their relationship? I hope the distance isn’t putting too much strain on it. Is he eating enough? Is he beating himself up about things that WEREN’T his FAULT?????? Is he giving himself a FUCKING BREAK????? Dear Lord, please let mega-celebrity Cristiano Ronaldo be giving himself a FUCKING BREAK and feeling peaceful and comfortable right now, Amen.” People who don’t know much about soccer make some throwaway joke about Oh Cristiano Ronaldo, Isn’t He That Tan Asshole and your spine cracks involuntarily and hair sprouts from your knuckles and you roar SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!!!!, muffledly, through the giant teeth that now crowd your mouth because you turned into a bear. That’s your life. You’re a bear now.

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20 Jun 14 at 3 pm

johnanthonybrooks:

whoever is leaving rude messages in my inbox on anonymous: you can eat my damn ass 

i could look like shrek and be 100x better than you are and ever will be because that’s certainly more attractive than a gray face who has nothing better to do than leave shit and strangers’ askboxes to feel like they’ve accomplished something in life

u r beautiful no matter what they say

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12 Jun 14 at 5 pm
tags: beautiful 

cespur:

hey guys remember when the american soccer team was out of the world cup and the new york post ran this cover

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good times

(via ladecima)

concretar:

i can’t believe it’s only the first day of the wc and ppl are already suffering from amnesia and forgetting how marcelo & his team steamrolled three german club teams on their way to their historic cl title win. how you gonna try and drag a player who zidane himself called a beast? 

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02 Jun 14 at 8 pm

Real Madrid 14/15 GK Home and Away Shirts

(Source: megustaelfutbol, via goonermadridista)

queencersei:

redvipers:


Oberyn after the combat with the Mountain. . @pascalispunk #gameofthrones #pedropascal #oberynmartell



#filed under sittin on the tube after losing the game of thrones
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02 Jun 14 at 8 pm

(Source: danielstudges, via danielsturridge)

tags: ILY 
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02 Jun 14 at 8 pm

yarrahs-life:

When ur dad comes to your dance recitals.

(Source: vllblvckk, via szczesny)

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02 Jun 14 at 8 pm

whatthefuckisfootball:

A Scouser born and bred. A Red until the end. Welcome home, Rickie!

Someone find a photo of that tattoo

(Source: armour--love, via laladecima)

tags: CRY 
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02 Jun 14 at 8 pm

4everandeverlfc:

02-06-2014 Rickie Lambert signs for LFC

I’m not going to say the words I said to my agent when he first told me! I thought he was lying at first. I’ve been trying to let it sink in for a week and it still hasn’t. Even now, I am finding it hard to allow it to sink it.

I can’t believe it. I’m so happy!

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