rejected by children and adults alike: steven gerrard, captain of liverpool fc and england nt
Love this so much. Two tragic, bewildered street urchins. “Come here, my little sister Luka. Come, stay close to me and do not be afraid. We must be strong if we want to gather enough pennies to buy medicine for Mamushka.” BUT MESUT, I’M SO COLD! “I know, little sister, but be brave! Cover your frost-chapped feet in layers of street refuse, as I have done. I promise, one day when I am a rich man you shall have two shoes of your own, and a whole apple every day.”
the Gerrard kiddies being adorable and fluffy (x)
hey sheldon, what’s up?
the ceiling, of course
[extensively long laugh track, continuing on for minutes, breaking on hours. audience members are slowly dying of laughter, unable to stop. the actors want to cry out in grief for them to stop, but they are on set. it is a massive tragedy]
it’s been 1 year since the most influential event of all time